Will my thick hair grow back after I have had permanent back hair removal? I must know now. I’m neurotic about making such a stupid mistake. Permanent back hair removal sounded like such a great idea…OK, it wasn’t such a great idea but my girlfriend, well, my almost girlfriend told me that she hates men with back hair. I figured that if got “the treatment” then my sort-of girlfriend would be my real girlfriend. The problem is that she has never seen me with my shirt of to begin with so how would she ever know that I have thicker hair on my back than on my head. What was I thinking? I mean, I’ve never even kissed this woman and I think she’s going to somehow she will find out that she could make braids there?
Why didn’t I just have someone shave my back? Uh – that wouldn’t work. I can’t shave my back but I don’t know anyone well enough to do it for me.
Wait a minute. I’ll ask someone at the gym, perhaps in the shower after a workout. It could go some thing like this: “Hi there big fella. I see you in the gym could regularly. Would you please shave my back?” After I get back on my feet, I would have nothing more to show for my efforts than a bloody nose.
I could have used those stinky-smelling hair remover creams like Nair. Maybe not. Nair has a bad reputation for causing severe burns or rashes on sensitive skin. Let’s face it, if I’m in the market to remove my back hair, I must be on the sensitive side. Nair actually dissolves the hair and then you scrape the gooey residue from your body. There would still be the problem of needing someone to perform the treatment. Treatment…isn’t that what neurotics like myself need? Treatment indeed.
Enough of this rambling speculation. I still don’t know if my hair will with grow back after I did this stupid permanent hair removal stunt. Will it grow back thicker? Will it itch until it’s fully grown back? Will I ever do anything so stupid as to think removing some back fur is going to win my prospective girlfriend’s heart?
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